404: sleep not found
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For the people running on three hours of sleep, a half-finished project, and a dream. You know the feeling. The screen is glowing. The coffee is cold. The deadline is somehow both tomorrow and right now. Your body says shut down. Your brain says compile anyway. 404: Sleep Not Found is for the builders, coders, and night owls who treat rest like a deprecated feature. You are not tired. You are just in a very long, very productive while loop. Designed for people who think in stack traces and still show up anyway. This is not a shirt about burnout. It is a shirt about commitment. About the kind of focus that makes sleep feel optional. Wear it when you are locked in, when you are shipping, when you are running on pure will and a syntax error at 3am. Welcome to the Department.
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| Size | Width, in | Length, in | Sleeve, in | Tolerance, in |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25 | 26.62 | 16.25 | 1.50 |
| M | 20.25 | 28.00 | 17.75 | 1.50 |
| L | 22.00 | 29.37 | 19.00 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24.00 | 30.75 | 20.50 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 31.62 | 21.75 | 1.50 |
Sleeve length measured from center back. Measurements are approximate.
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