Brain Buffering...
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Your brain has too many tabs open and not enough RAM. Brain Buffering is for the overthinkers, the late responders, the people who hear a question and need 4 to 7 business days to process it. It is for anyone who has ever stared at a wall for twenty minutes mid-conversation while their internal task manager tried to free up memory. You are not slow. You are just rendering in high quality. Built for the quiet ones running heavy background processes — the daydreamers, the deep thinkers, the people whose loading bar is permanently at 87 percent. Wear it when your social battery is at 4 percent and your inner monologue is at 400. Welcome to the Department.
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| Size | Width, in | Length, in | Sleeve, in | Tolerance, in |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25 | 26.62 | 16.25 | 1.50 |
| M | 20.25 | 28.00 | 17.75 | 1.50 |
| L | 22.00 | 29.37 | 19.00 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24.00 | 30.75 | 20.50 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 31.62 | 21.75 | 1.50 |
Sleeve length measured from center back. Measurements are approximate.
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