Debugging > Dating
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A relationship status, a personality type, and a confession — all in one shirt. Debugging > Dating is for the people who treat romance like an open source project. Lots of issues. Some patches. Occasional rollback to a previous version. Documentation is a mess. You are not difficult. You are just running on an experimental branch with no stable release. For the chaotic-good, the emotionally-versioned, the ones who fall in love like they ship code — fast, slightly broken, and somehow it works. Wear it on a first date. Wear it on a last date. Wear it the day after you swore off dating for the fifth time this year. The shirt is honest so you do not have to be. Welcome to the Department.
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| Size | Width, in | Length, in | Sleeve, in | Tolerance, in |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25 | 26.62 | 16.25 | 1.50 |
| M | 20.25 | 28.00 | 17.75 | 1.50 |
| L | 22.00 | 29.37 | 19.00 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24.00 | 30.75 | 20.50 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 31.62 | 21.75 | 1.50 |
Sleeve length measured from center back. Measurements are approximate.
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